7 Gifts GUARANTEED To Put A Smile On Your Wife's Face

Married guys, I've heard your moans of torment at having to find, pick out and then buy your wife a nice Valentine's Day gift. I've been where you are at. I understand. Thus, "I" can better help you with your quest to put a smile on your lovely wife's face this year when Valentine's Day rolls around.

If you had to count up the money you have spent on Valentine's Day gifts for your wife, or even girlfriend over the years, how much would you estimate it to be? A lot? A whole lot? What, a boat-load? Wow, that's smarts. But I am not condemning you for being so lovable and noble as to spend your hard-earned money to make your wife happy. What married man in his right mind wouldn't do the same?

But fellas, I am about to expose a hidden-truth to you. A truth that is going to blow this entire Valentine's Day Gift-Buying Quest wide-open. The lid is coming off and hopefully, you guys can benefit from the information that I have labored to uncover. Not as much for myself, but you, the male members of our readership. You deserve a break, guys, when it comes to getting "the right" gift for your wife. Is she hard to buy for? Is she a picky woman? That makes no difference because what I am about to share with you, will change your entire perspective on spending lots of cash, or using a credit card to give your wife the perfect gift on Valentine's Day.

Are you ready to learn? I know. I sound like an infomercial, but I am excited. So excited that I skipped my popcorn snack for lunch. That, male friends, is excited.

Now get out a pen and paper to jot down the following "7 Gifts GUARANTEED To Put A Smile On Your Wife's Face on Valentine's Day," or if you have a printer, never mind. Just hit print and read this in your relaxing recliner with a cup of fresh coffee.

I will start with the "least" gift in "love points" for you, ending with the number one. Most-explosive. Adorable. Cute and cuddly Valentine's Day gift to make your wife literally devour you on Valentine's Day. I might caution you to be careful. Some of these gifts may cause your wife to lose all judgement and inhibitions and attack you. I warned you.

#7 VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

make your wife a gift. Did you read that? Make her a gift with your own two hands. Did you ever stop to think that when you were dating her, the most-romantic night you had was when you stopped the car and gave her a wooden cat or dog that you had whittled out of cedar? I know what I am talking about. Wives love this stuff. Especially when you attach a feminine red ribbon around whatever gift you make. Believe me, guys. This is dynamite.

#6 VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

make a call to her very-best girlfriend that she has lost touch with over the years. Call her and hand the phone to your wife and enjoy how her eyes light up with happiness simply because you, Mr. Thoughtful, cared enough about your wife to run-up your phone bill calling Information countless times to find her best friend. I know. You are amazed. But keep reading.

#5 VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

if you do buy your wife a box of fine chocolates, jewelry, or even a dozen red roses, this gift will just add to the hot night of loving that is in store for you. Sing her a song. You do not have to sound professional to be good. Your wife, like most women, appreciate things that fire-up her emotions. And buddy, this gift will do that. If you can manage a few chords on guitar, that will even better. Hey, a Spanish troubeadour's hat would make your image complete. And this, hold on to your seat, a song YOU have written just for your wife. We may not see you for days when you give her this gift.

#4 VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

find a poetry reading in your hometown that is scheduled for the evening nearing Valentine's Day. Tell your wife that she deserves some culture in her life, not just stuck watching Eli Manning and The New York (G-Men) whip The New England Patriots in Super Bowl 46. She will at first, think you are up to something when she sees you dressed in slacks, saddle oxfords, cardigan sweater and smoking a pipe, but go ahead and take her to this event. I promise you that taking her to a poetry reading and a bottle of fine wine in the evening under the stars in the park, and she will love you like an inferno.

#3 VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

give your wife a full-body massage. Complete with scented oils that will refresh her mind, body and soul. This, guys, is not rocket science. Just casually lead her to the bedroom where you have lit a few romantically-scented candles, put on some Kenny G, and when you begin to gently-but-firmly massing each muscle of her muscles filled with stress, well buddy, here is where I exit. This is way too fiery for me to witness. This is a powerful gift, men. Use it with care.

#2 VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

give your wife the night off. You do the cooking, but cook only what she likes. Leave your nacho's, pigs in a blanket and wings, your football menu, behind. The night belongs to her. And you can add to this romantic event by dressing in boxer shorts, red silk with white hearts, and a white chef's apron. She will go nuts when she sees you preparing her favorite: Angel hair pasta, garlic bread and cheese puffs. I wish I could stick around and chow-down with you two, but duty calls. Have fun. FACT: I read somewhere that women think it's sexy to see a man wash dishes. Just think what cooking for her will do.

. . .and now, the

#1 VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

give your wife the entire Valentine's Day weekend off. I mean all of it. Do not allow her to get out of bed. She can sleep-in, lounge around in her bed, read magazines, and what will you be doing? Cleaning the entire house--vacuuming, dusting, doing dishes, washing clothes, curtains, cleaning the bathroom, rearranging the furniture and when she needs a snack, bring it to her with her favorite beverage. If she needs to use the bathroom, make sure it is the one away from where you are doing your "labor of love," for if f she sees you at work, YOU WILL NOT GET FINISHED.

Happy Valentine's Day, guys. Good luck.

And thanks for reading this hub.