BULLETIN: Guys, Women Hate These Six Things As Valentine's Day Gifts

When this little guy with his bow and arrow

is on the hunt for victims, you can look out. And I'm talking to all the guys in our readership. Something mysterious happens to us guys before Valentine's Day. We go near-insane for a moment. Start acting a fool. Especially when choosing gifts for our 'honey's.' To some girls, us acting a fool may be a bit romantic. But face it, girls. There are some gifts we give you that thanks to our inability to think clearly. And out of sheer panic. We give you gifts that you really. Deep down inside. Hate.

Here are six of those dreaded gifts that I'm warning all guys to avoid giving AT ALL COSTS.

Guys, be smart. Valetine's Day is a special day for 'her.' A day that you need to show her just how much you love. Appreciate. And need her in your life. Do not be a jackass and show your angry side on this day. Well, on any day. Unless it's a case of have-to. Do not get angry at every little detail. Or the things your girlfriend or wife does that irritates you. Be cool. Stay friendly. Along with the candy and red roses, you being friendly and personable will be a wonderful way to say "I love you," to her on Valentine's Day.

take a good look at who's sleeping on the outside of this comfy tent. It's not the guy. That's for sure. It's his girlfriend or wife. What jerk would do this to the love of his life? A selfish jerk. That's who, and believe me, I've met and been around plenty of selfish jerks who actually think that God gave them their female companions to serve them as in being their maid. What idiotic logic. Guys, if camping is on your agenda for Valentine's Day, please be courteous. And giving. Do not bring shame upon the word 'male,' and make your girlfriend or wife sleep outside of the tent.

putting this photo on my hub irritated me to no end. Just look at this lazy bum with the cigarette acting macho making his girlfriend or wife haul this heavy load. I don't know where this photo was taken, but whatever country condones this sorry treatment for females, is lower than low, in my opinion. Certainly no guy in this readership would stoop so low as to show your girlfriend or wife your lazy side--especially on Valentine's Day. Give your female companion a picnic. A diamond bracelet. A pet cat. But do not be lazy on Valentine's Day. It's her day. Do whatever she needs for you to do without being lazy. That is the smart thing to do.

the pretty girl to your right has the look of doubt on her face. Why? You can guess without having a college degree. Her boyfriend or husband told her some 'fish tale' about having to work late on a 'special project,' at the office and it was uncanny. Suspicious. How he chose Valetine's Day to work instead of being with his pretty girlfriend or wife. While he was talking to her on the phone, she heard in the background some of his buddies. Some giggling by some hot chicks. And this instantly made her doubt his word. From now on. Would you love for everything you say to your wife or girlfriend to be scrutinized? Well just be honest. Girls do not love to doubt you. Said another way, too much doubt and the will find reasons to leave you.

this chap is not a problem drinker. Nor is he an alcoholic. Funny how he looks like both. No, he is what we, in the "Valentine Gift Game," call a "power partier." He would drink all day if he could. And laugh. Tear up the bar with his party buds. But he has a gorgeous girlfriend he has been dating for three months. Until this incident, she hasn't seen his drink until he passes out. Or "his lights going out." She knew that he drank, but not an entire keg at a time. Guys, if you want to keep your gorgeous girlfriend or wife, it's simple. Keep the boozing and 'power partying' to a minimum. Dance with her. Hold her close. Whisper the things in her dainty ears she loves to hear. And the best thing. To be able to REMEMBER Valentine's Day the next day.

I saved the worst for last. Look at this pretty girl laying on the beach reading a book. To be cliche, what's wrong with this photo? Well, she is all alone. That's what. Oh she has a boyfriend. Maybe a husband. But on this particular Valentine's Day, their first together,which is supposed to be very special, he chose to jet ski with some drinking buddies a few miles down the beach leaving this pretty girl alone. Yes, alone. She never asks much of him. She loves him more than her own life. She adores his gelled-up hair. Even his messy van. And really thrills at keeping company with him. She had so many plans for this Valentine's Day, but she was left all alone. I ask you guys, "What red-blooded male, in his right mind, would treat such a hot girl like this?" I hope you don't do this to your hot girlfriend or wife on Valentine's Day 2012. Or guess what? You could find yourself all alone. One day soon.

VALENTINE'S DAY

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guys. To give you a 'heads-up,' in 2012, I thought I would just tell you in this hub that there are SIX THINGS YOU MUST NEVER GIVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE as a Valentine's Day gift. And when I say 'never,' I mean never.

Do not misunderstand. I am not here to tell you your business. Or tell you what you can or cannot do. But had you rather have a girlfriend or wife smile. Giggle. Praise you for the gifts you gave her or tear your head off when you foolishly give her one of the things I talk about in this hub?

You are a smart guy. Use your intelligence. Avoid the six things in this hub.

Thank you,

Kenneth Avery