Don't you just hate it when girls . . .
80More Girls Caught Doing Things That Aggravate Their Companions
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN GIRLS
drink most of your tasty milkshake. Without being invited? Oh, I guess it is the guy's fault. On the first date, he, out of a good background. And manners, politely asks the waitress for two straws for his date and him to share his favorite drink: a vanilla shake. This innocent gesture sets off a long, drawn-out process of every time the girl and guy go out. Have a shake. She assumes that he wants her to drink most of it.
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN GIRLS
just have to have a late-night snack when she stays over at your place. She knows ahead of time that you are going to work at 7 a.m. the next day, so why does she have to eat in the middle of the night. And wake up. Preventing you from getting enough sleep so you can do a good job the next day at the office. Then when you humbly say something about this, she pouts. Turns it back on you. And you end up apologizing. This irritates you. Right? Then speak up. Stand up. You are in the right.
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN GIRLS
drag you to help her shop for dresses? Come on, guys. You know what I'm talking about. You've told her over dinner on the Saturday night before the Super Bowl the next day, Sunday, and suddenly, an hour before the game, she pops up and says, "Hun-eeee skins, go with me to help me get a dress for brunch at Jennifer's Monday. Pleeeezeeee?" What bad timing. What bad manners. Didn't you just tell your girlfriend the night before that you were watching the Super Bowl, the biggest game of the year? And without your buddies? Man, something went wrong somewhere. And you were completely-sober when you told her your plans. Well, write this Super Bowl off, buddy. You are dress shopping. All afternoon. After her saying, "Hun-eeee, we will be back before the game starts." Yeah. I can see that happening.
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN GIRLS
yakk and talk to their best friend whom you agreed could go to dinner with you and your lovely girlfriend. Oh, your girlfriend does say just enough to you to keep you from blowing your cork, but it's those little, giggly, whispers that she and her best girly girlfriend share. In front of you. That hurts. Irritates. And you don't get as much as a 'sorry, dear. We were just talking some girl stuff.' So what? Has your girlfriend always been this rude? Couldn't she wait until you two get home and then call her BFF? Wow, how things have changed socially. But please put a stop to this aggravation if it persists. On into your marriage.
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN GIRLS
always tell and show you just how much she loves her cat or dog MORE than you? At first, you take it like a man. Then it becomes an annoyance after fifteen dates. "Peppy," the cat always has the best place between you and your girlfriend on the couch. At the dining table. And she even kisses "Peppy," on the mouth, but shuns you for having a touch of bad breath. If it were me dating a pretty girl with a cat named, "Peppy," I wouldn't have stood it this long. Her and "Peppy," are happy together. They do not need you coming between them. FACT: in situations like this, the pet always wins. So choose, guys. Her and "Peppy," or you and bachelorhood.
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN GIRLS
fall asleep just about the time when you start talking? And it's not from a medical condition. Or being up too long. She is flat-out bored. Burned-out. With you, Bub. Face it. You have to stop this frustration. NOW! You got to talk to her girlfriends. The ones you can trust. Get them to tell you what subjects excites your girlfriend. Then you study up on each subject. And let it fly on the next date. This should stop the sleeping in mid-conversation. Be sure and memorize all you can on, "The Mating Rituals of The Amazon Mud Hen," and other lively subjects.
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN GIRLS
somehow have to scream at the top of their lungs to be heard? Talk about bad on the nerves. Making a scene in public. This does it. Every time. Is it possible for you to talk to your girl in a sensitive manner about how she can simply talk at a moderate-tone like most civilized people and things will be fine? She doesn't have to scream like those tribes of wild natives Discovery Channel shows ever so often. Those dangerous people who think nothing about shrinking heads. And screaming at each other.
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN GIRLS
lead you on during the date that you might get a hot good night kiss later, but when that time arrives, she only sticks her hand out for a handshake. This, men, is awful. It's not only rude. But very annoying. And the funny thing is, when you ask her, "What about the kiss good night that you promised me?" She giggles and replies, "Ohhh, huh-eeeee, I changed my mind," and shuts the door. Do not waste any more time with this girl. Even if you have to buy an inflatable doll that looks like a real woman. Do not be lead around like a bull with a ring in his nose.
THIS ONE IS FOR BOTH GIRLS AND GUYS:
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN GIRLS
(like the girls to the right--eating a rib and a slice of watermelon) can eat messy food and still look like they just came off the 'cat walk' in New York at a high-end fashion show? They, the pretty girls with ribs and melon, may not be doing this to irritate you, girls, but they somehow manage to look good regardless of how much barbecue sauce is on the ribs. Or how much juice is in the watermelon. These gals look GOOD. Why does it irritate guys? Well, there you are trying to eat as neatly as these two girls, but you only look like a person who has fell into a vat of Heinz Barbecue Sauce and been run through an automatic car wash--from the juice from the melon dripping off your chin. Disgusting. That's how girls and guys feel at hot chicks who can eat ribs, watermelon, tacos, and sauce-filled spaghetti without even using a napkin.
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I LOVE FEMALES
and I am not ashamed to admit it. And no, I am NOT a stalker, pervert, or Peeping Tom. Frank. Or Bill. I just appreciate women. Who are special creations of God.
I love the way women look when they are talking with their pretty eyes dancing with excitement. And using their pretty hands to accent the story details.
I love the way a woman walks. Talks. Smiles. Winks. And just goes about her day being a beautiful girl. God knew His business when He made girls.
This hub is a mild expose' of a certain group of girls who do little things that irritate their male companions. On purpose. With no forethought. Or courtesy. Until now, I have been silent about this story, but I just had to blow the lid off. And raise awareness for both guys and girls, to be watchful for girls who do these things that aggravate both sexes.
Thank you.
~ Kenneth Avery
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Hahaha! Very funny. You've made my day, Ken. Yep, I like men who appreciate women. That's the way it is.
"GIRLS LEADING A GUY ON HOPING HE CAN GET A GOODNIGHT KISS, BUT DOESN'T".
Haha...You may hate me, Ken but I did that. And believe it or not, he never give up till he get a goodnight kiss.
Thanks so much for sharing :D Take care, Ken.
Love, Verita
Ahhh.. Kenneth... so good... I guess I am guilty of some of these.. LOL.. I need to ask my man I think... You are too funny...
I voted Up and awesome.
Debbie
Man, Kenneth. What kinds of girls have you been seeing?? LOL I'm proud to say I've never done any of the ridiculous things on this list. Other things... but not these! (~_^) Then again, I'm not a "real" girl. Somehow I can't imagine any of these females tromping through the woods, taking a lost spider out of the house, or moving a corn snake out of the way of the lawn mower!
The hub sounded like part venting of frustration, part cry for help. Come on over and let's go talk it over in the fishin' boat. I'll bring the beer! LOL
This was such a silly hub!
Isn't "on purpose without forethought" a contradiction? Lol you made my head spin on that one.
ThoughtSandwiches....aka/Thomas...I thought you might approve of this. And it TOOK work getting the info for this hub together. Yes. Girls DO have power. Lots of it. I respect GIRLS. Even the ones that do aggravate guys with the things Ive mentioned. Good luck with the background work on the "doughnut girls," and catch you later. Thanks so much for the comments.
Dearest Verita,
Lovely name! Thank you for your nice comments. I do not judge you for doing the ONE thing about NOT giving a kiss on the first date. Ive been 'burned,' so many times I hate to count. But V, thank you for being such a WONDERFUL friend and follower. You always make me smile. Love, Kenneth
Hi, Deborah, such a sweet comment from you. Thanks so much. I DO appreciate YOUR nice compliments. May God bless you richly.
Dear Kiela,
Thank YOU for the comments and visit to this hub. I welcome YOU to visit me anytime. You are always welcome for I never lock my hub door. LOL! And my watch dog, "Scratch," is too old to stay awake. But I love him. Spiders? Corn snakes? Wow, YOU ARE my type of girl. Fearless. Courageous...did you know that (most) guys are not attracted to the girly girl, "helpless," female types? At least they arent in my hometown. They, the guys, love the blond streaked hair with black roots showing, cowgirl boot, cap-wearin girl who loves hard country music and can hold her own in a backstreet brawl with another girl who dissed her. And I will visit YOU very soon. Be prepared. Thanks for the nice comment.
LOL, Sue B., you are right. I believe. I did not major in English. I wish you could meet the editor of the paper I worked for until 2000...and hear him edit my column before it ran...talk about YOUR head spinning...his head, amazingly-stayed on his shoulders. He could really tell you some stories. Maybe one day I will tell you his name and contact number. Thanks, Sue, for the comment. Made me chuckle. Smile.
Woohoo! Good ole country boy comin' over to visit! *Ma! Git out the good dishes! No, not the Cool Whip bowls... the other ones!!* (~_^) Wishing you AND Scratch a fantastic Christmas!
While I was reading this, I thought, "Gee, these are the words of a guy who needs the protection and advice of big sisters."
So I decided to adopt you, and to give some big-sisterly advice. Here goes.
Practice the following word in front of the mirror - I know it's a word you don't want the girl to say, but you can practice it anyway.
"No."
As in:
No, you can't have half of my shake.
No, I won't give up the super bowl game to sit bored in a dress store. (And don't forget No, I won't pay for your stupid dress - because that's probably why the invitation was extended.)
and finally...
No, I don't want you to stay over when I need to work the next day, because you're inconsiderate.
Maybe you are choosing these schmucks to date because you secretly have a thing about being abused by beautiful women?
Ah, Freud, why did you die when we still need you so? lol
12/22
Hello, HealthyPursuits, wow, what a comment. Actually, I NEEDED your advice. Maybe I do possess a weakness or lack of courage to say "no," and that is a problem that can be fixed. Thanks for your insight. I should practice what you tell me. I have nothing to lose but a few abusive situations. Right? Thanks again and please visit me often. I do appreciate it. I am being sincere here if you are wondering. I CAN take constructive criticism. Thats how I learn. And grow. Merry Christmas and come back anytime.
@ Healthy: PS: I forgot to thank you for my NEEDED-adoption. I feel different already. No, not being cute. Sincere.
12/22
Hey, Kiela . . .LOL, this last comment of yours, "woohoo, good ol' country boy comin' over for a visit...no, the Kool Whip bowls..." #1 in My Comedy Lines Contest. Scratch even rolled over in my floor when I read it to him. Then he yawned. Ate a few bites of Ol' Roy dog food from Walmart, and fell asleep. That Scratch. What a friend. Thanks for the wonderful comment(S)...I love them. And thank you for being such a great friend and follower. Kool Whip bowls. That was a gem.
Soooooooooo funny! BUT my husband has been stealing my food for 25 years... In this house, he's the one who says, no I don't want a milkshake, just a sip of yours... It takes all kinds, Ken!
Another great hub.
Kenneth,
I loved this Hub! You didn't describe me, but I recognize many of the girls about whom you wrote. The photos are great. Having the right images adds so much to an article.
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Kwanzaa -- as the case may be -- to all your followers, your family, and you.
Very clever on your part, as usual, Kenneth. I would NEVER be guilty of those things you write about here. Hope you are feeling well, and I hope you have a Merry Christmas, friend.
Dear Friend, shea...thank you for the sweet and courageous comment. I know the feeling. I make the mistake of just being nice and asking, "want a bite of my Taco Bell burrito?" My companion smiles and (knows Ive been stupid again) and says,"no, but Ill have ONE bite of yours," like your husband, and without a word, I get up from the booth and trapse back to the cashier girl who looks at me like Im a bottomless pit for my love of burritos. Life. Figure it out for me. Thanks for ALL of your comments, shea. And Merry Christmas. And keep in touch.
Hello, Daisy
here on 12/22 at 8:40 p.m.,cst, thank YOU so much for the comment on this hub. Im glad that I DIDNT describe you, but by your tone, you are NOT a girl like those in this hub. I just know it. And yes, artwork, graphics do add to hubs. I learned that from YOU. Thanks so much. You see. Im a 'green hand,' on here. And covet your help and all who would lend me a hand. IT WILL NOT be forgotten. And it's Merry Christmas, but I also deeply-respect those who you wished the same in their holiday terminology. You are a caring soul. Peace to you.
My Dearest Mary,
12/22, 8:42 p.m., cst, thank you so much for making this hub, and my night complete with your comment. NO, you wouldnt be guilty of any of these things--I see you like I do Daisy, you both are ladies of class and dignity. The girls in this hub, I know some personally, and FIT the descriptions in this hub. Merry Christmas, Mary. Im going to slow down now...this hub was the final project I had to finish before Christmas...but do not worry....Ive got some more in mind. And I thank OUR GOD for the ideas. And Wonderful followers/friends like YOU, Serena and all on my Followers List. Have a safe night. And great Friday.
Very cute and funny hub. My husband established early on that food was not for sharing, perhaps to avoid the milkshake losses. He'd be all like, "Oh, did you want one too? Hang on...Waitress, can we get a second one?"
Oh Kenneth - well let me just have you think about the flip side of this....
Wouldn't you hate it if you didn't have A girl to share a milkshake with? or
Wouldn't you hate it if the bed beside you was empty and there was no one there pouting for a cookie at midnight?
Just had to be the devils advocate:) lol
Hi Kenneth,
You wouldn't have to worry about me drinking most of your tasty milkshake because I hate milkshakes. lol
Thank your for another entertaining hub my friend.
Voted up and awesome.
Take Care
Hello, sestasik! Thanks for the sweet comment. Oh, your husband set the ground rules, eh? Hmmm. Well I guess that works, but the one that I didn't put in this was when I dated and would ask the pretty girl I was with, "Care for some ice cream?" "No," she would coo. Bat her pretty eyelashes. And reply,"Ill just have a bite of yours,"--and proceed to EAT ALL OF IT. Without as much as thank you or anything. Tell your husband to let YOU sample his food. Okay? You are so great, my followers. You all know just the right words to say. No wonder you all write such great hubs.
Ahhh, RealHouseWife...you DO have a good point there. Hmmm, it WOULD be very lonely drinking a cold, thick, chocolate shake in the dark while parked at The Super Burger & Shake owed by a Gino and Angela, from the old country. And yes, you scored a point with the cookie pouting thing. I see where youre coming from. Now THIS, RealHouseWife IS the real you commenting. LOVED IT.
Dearest Susan,
I know. But I WOULD be willing to share my Triple-Beef Burger with pickles, relish, onions, lettuce, BBQ sauce, five strips of bacon and a Diet Coke. Im not a miser on dates. I just had a few run-in's with girls who knew no manners. Have a great week, Dear Susan. And keep in touch. AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE VOTES!!!!
Dearest Kenneth
My mouth is watering. Thank you for the bite of your delicious Triple- Beef Burger.
LOL! Dearest Susan, you are very Welcome! Anytime. Hope that you liked it as much as the Super-Crispy French Fries! Oh, care for some? And please pass the pepper--I like black pepper on my fries. Oh, waitress! Two cups of black coffee. One for me. One for my friend, Susan. Thanks. Nice place. Billy Joe's Burger Galaxy. Say this place has been around for five generations of Billy Joe's...I hear a song by Ricky Nelson. Ahhh. What a place to bring a date. (more later . . .) thanks, Dear Susan for the 'tasty' comment. Kenneth
Haha, very funny and true Kenneth! It really comes down to some courtesy and manners, doesn't it? Great Hub!
Kenneth the Super-Crispy French Fries are delicious.
I love Ricky Nelson.
Thank you for spoiling me. :-)
12/27
catgypsy, Thank YOU so VERY MUCH! I needed that comment. Now I wonder, and you are very-welcome to write this if you like, "Don't You Just Hate It When GUYS . . ." hub for 2012. Im sure that this version will really be written (in) installments. Hmmm. Maybe. But all in all. Priorities first. Thank YOU, cat, for your wonderful comments and support.////Kenneth
12/27
Dearest Susan, wasn't those Super-Crispy French Fries to die for? Now let's enjoy a bowl of homemade chili. I promise you that it's a World-Class recipe for I know the chef personally. Why then is she working for Billy Joe's Burger Galaxy? Well confidentially, she was too famous and wealthy, afraid of being kidnapped, so she actually pays Billy Joe Maxwell, the owner of Billy Joe's Burger Galaxy, which is really a chain of burger restaurants, to let her work here. Oh, her name is "Fi Fi Leedezux," from Baton Rouge. She worked her way through college. Then got her degree in culinart arts from a chef college in Greenville, South Carolina. Now, good. Here comes the chili. Oh, Susan, would you like some fresh coffee? Isnt this a nice place? (seriously. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, for all of your sweet comments, great friendship and treasured-Following.) Talk to you later and Id better not see your mug shot on the evening news. LOL////////////Kenneth
Dearest Kenneth,
The chili was rip roaring delicious. I better open the windows. lol
I will pass on the fresh coffee but if it isn't too much trouble, I would love a hot tea.
Give my compliments to Fifi. She is one hell of a chef.
Mug shot? Well I don't want to get caught so I better wipe the chili off my face. LOL////////Susan
12/28
DEAREST Susan,
that chili was good. Im full now. Do you want anything else? Oh yeah, the tea is coming, but I will sit and enjoy my black coffee, the fluid that lubricates my soul. Sorry, Fifi is very touchy about pictures. You know. The threat of being kidnapped....she once caught a kid napping in her chef class and reported him. He was the son of J. Brewster Longley, a billionaire steel merchant from Texas and this set off a huge firestorm that scared Fifi into running for her life. Oh, I have a surprise for you, Susan. A slice of Cajun pecan pie from the Bayous of Lousiana. YOU will love it. And you dont have chili on your face. The traffic is getting thick, so when you finish your pie and tea, guess we better hail a cab and get to the After-Hours Theater Company for their presentation of Death of A Salesman, one of my favorite plays. Oh, the guy playing Willie Lowman tonight, is Mark Lenley, a grad student from Brown University that I gave money for him to graduate but to not say anything about it. Hey look! Coming in the doors of this restaurant....it's Billy Joe himself and he's walking this way. We better stay put, for a moment, out of courtesy. Okay.
(SERIOUSLY. IM BACK TO ME NOW. THANKS, DEAR SUSAN, FOR YOUR COMMENTS AND VOTES...MADE ME FEEL GREAT).
This is a very entertaining hub and I think you might need to be more particular on who you date. Screamers need to be eliminated immediately. I can't even stand being around women like them or ones that never shut up. Maybe there is something to be said for inflatable dolls!?!?! I really liked your poem.
LOL! That was a great line, Pamela, about the inflatable doll! You are a fantastic teller of clean jokes, the ones I LIKE. And yes, men need to take stock of whom they are dating. And really check things out if they go on a blind date. I could write a hub now on the pitfalls of a blind date, but I need to go to bed.
Thanks again, Pamela!
Kenneth
Hi Kenneth,
The peacan pie was absolutely delicious.
Wait till I tell the girls at work that I saw Billy Joel.
I enjoyed the play too.
It was such a pleasure to be in the company of such a fine southern gentleman such as your self.
Thank you. I will not forget your hospitality. :-)
How immeasurable is your kindness, DEAR Susan! Thanks so much and I had a great time with you--chatting, sharing liteary ideas and things about life. It was an enchanted evening at Billy Joe's Burger Galaxy. Yes, I have to admit. That pecan pie was delish. And I too, will always cherish YOUR hospitality.
Have a Great Weekend. Fondly,Kenneth
Kenneth, I totally agree with "DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN GIRLS drag you to help her shop for dresses." I very much agree with it that I just pity guys I see tagging along their GFs shopping for clothes! I mean, most guys simply don't share girls' fascination with fabrics, prints, and fits! I personally don't do this. It's a lesson I learned years ago. In fact, I also don't bring along a friend when shopping. I figured my friends can give me nice tips on what to buy. But then again, they may get a little bored each time I take too much time deciding on which piece of clothing to actually buy (which happens literally all the time). Plus, shopping can be physically exhausting and I really don't want to make others feel very tired because of me.
Hi Kenneth, I'm enjoying your hubs a lot, especially the advice-style hubs. Because you have mentioned that you are a grandparent, I was wondering if you would ever consider writing a hub on advice for those who are a little younger? I don't mean just about parenting or grandparenting, but things like looking back on what you learned over the years, what would you tell your younger self, or indeed any person who is of a younger age or generation? I hope you are not offended at this question - it's just that I think people who have had more life experience tend to have a lot to offer in terms of advice.
But of course I know you have mentioned that you are not able to be on the Hubpages as much as you'd like in the winter, so I totally understand that it might not be a hub you would want to write anytime soon (or at all if the topic isn't something you are comfortable writing about). Of course it's also possible you have already written a hub like that - if so please accept my apologies and let me know the link or title - I didn't have time to scroll through all of your earlier hubs.Best wishes and happy new year!
Kerlynb...I must say that you are an exceptional person. Ive never heard of (most) women caring this much for their girlfriends or boyfriends. Wow! YOU need to write a hub about THIS....what Girls do for friends and boyfriends that go unnoticed....not telling you what to do. Just suggesting. Thank you so much for the comment. And visit. Happy New Year and come again!
Dearest Giselle
you CANNOT offend me. With anything. I admire you care and warm thought, but no, Im not offended. In fact. Im grateful for YOUR idea about a grandparent's inside look at grandkids...or something like that. Nice one, Giselle. And you are right. Im having to take it easy for a few days, but Im prepared to be back SOON. And I value your Friendship, Talent, And YOUR Sweet Comments and oh yeah...YOUR Valued-FOLLOWING. Happy New Year, Dear Giselle, to you and yours.
hahahahah Kenneth
I DONT HATE IT..LOL
But may I say I love your hub .
you are talented and have a way with communication
who can resist?! :)
vote up interesting, funny and awesome hub
thanks for sharing
WOW, what an exciting comment, Leptirela! And the first of your comment that YOU DONT hate it. I love that. And I humbly thank YOU for your compliments. The imagination was given to me by My Maker and I credit Him in all things. Hey, thanks too, for your votes...YOU are one amazing person. Have a Happy (and sane)New Year!
Leptirela . . .PS: I may have, sometime in the months ahead, a sequel called, "Dont You Just LOVE It When Girls . . ." I cannot wait to publish this one.
Ok now Kenneth with all due respect; Have we ever done anything as awefull as to make you fall into the dark and wet hole in the middle of the night???
LOL! Wow, Denise! What a dynamite comment!!!! Thanks, but you can write THAT hub. I love that analogy. Like I said. YOU are a would-be monologue writer. D. Letterman would kill for jokes like this. I commented on your Living With Cavemen just now and glad that youre back...I want you to be one of my followers...talent like yours is what I want to rub off on me. Please???!!!
Your friend, "miner," Kenneth
Hello Kenneth, what a wonderful reading! Your hubs make me laugh! Which is a great thing..surely voting up! Take care :-) God bless.
Katrine, THANK YOU SO MUCH for this sweet comment. I apprecaiate it so much. And that makes ME happy--to know that my materials made you laugh. And yes, laughter is a good medicine. I will take care and you keep up the great work. God bless you too, my dear friend.
Sincerely,
Kenneth
Not bad not bad i agree with u on the ..... well come to think of it i cant think of anything my little brother just got through saying "Im sexy n i know it" :/ LOL
Thank you kindly, KingKripter for your timely comment. Come back for a visit when you can stay longer.
ThoughtSandwiches Level 7 Commenter 5 months ago
Kenneth...
Pretty girls eating chocolate doughnuts...you had me with the picture. Now...on to substance...You have to be careful establishing 'milkshake' precedents early on in a relationship...same with...dessert items too!
On screaming...I was with a girl who would consistently
require me to tell her..."Use your indoor voice." ...yup...turns out...she did not have one.
Girls have power. OK...i'm off to see how I can make this hot girl/doughnut picture my computer background...
Thanks for awesome observations!
Thomas