Guys, Don't You Just LOVE it When Girls . . .
80This pretty girl is "acting" . . .
More pretty girls doing more things guys love
THOSE
'BEDROOM EYES'
are probably a girl's most-potent weapon of alluring us guys. When our girlfriend, or wife, is already a pretty girl, suitable for posing for bikini ads in Sports Illustrated, then all she really has to do is 'look that look,' and we are like hungry dogs being led to the Alpo. We guys are powerless to a pretty woman with sensuous eyes.
SHE
ONLY
HAS TO LOOK
at us and we become Jell-O. This is a fact, ladies. Men, I confess, aren't as tough. Rough. And brutish as we would love for you to think. Since Eve offered Adam "the fruit," men have always been loving-prey for girls who only have to use their 'look' when they want us to do their bidding. And without complaining. EXAMPLE: "Hun, I know that it's 3 a.m., but would you be a doll and . . ." before she can finish, we are dressed. Keys in hand. Ready to go.
SMILE A
SOFT,
SEXY SMILE
yes, we do love a soft, sexy smile. But only on a pretty girl. I want to make that abundantly-clear. Take this girl in the photo. Isn't she a doll? If she wants a friend. Advisor. Mentor. Confidant. Piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken from across town, all she has to do is turn-on her sexy smile and actually say very little. But with us guys, girls are obligated to SAY WHAT THEY WANT so we will get it right. The first time.
DRESS FOR
A
NIGHT ON THE TOWN
of course. We are not complete idiots. A pretty girl can look good in a burlap bag if she wants to. And we grow complacent with this. But man, when she really wants us to be like trained lap dogs, she simply goes to the bedroom. Spends about an hour. Then pops out with a beautiful. Figure-enhancing dress. Make-up, perfect. Hair, perfect. What do we do? Turn into cement statues. But oh how we love it.
WHEN OUR GIRLFRIENDS
OR
WIVES,
LAUGH THAT LAUGH
it's like a symphony orchestra playing in our ears. When God designed women, He gave them such wonderful features. Beautiful eyes. Hair. Skin. And those lovely lilt-filled laughs and giggles that we always appreciate, but seldom thank our companions for. But when a girl really wants to get next to a guy, she simply laughs her soft-laugh at most-every stale joke the guy tells. He is hooked. Cannot get enough of her laughing. He hears her laughing in his sleep. Her laughing is like a harmless ghost who never leaves. Girls, did you know how much power is in your laughter?
GUYS DO
LOVE
THOSE GIRLS
WHO WEAR GLASSES
whether they are a paralegal. Personal assistant to a powerful woman CEO. Even an executive secretary. Glasses are very sexy. Attractive. Sultry. I know what I'm talking about. From personal experience in my days of chasing the ladies, I knew this one girl that would long to see from one weekend to the next. And when I did see her, I was extra-happy that she was wearing her thin, gold-frame glasses that made her look a lot like Jane Fonda. But when she took her glasses off, she lost something. I didn't know her. But back on went her glasses and a complete-transformation took place. She was beautiful. Again. Wish I could remember her name.
A PRETTY GIRL
DOES UNUSUAL THINGS
like changing the oil in her car. Herself. She crawls out from underneath her 2012 Camaro and is covered with oil. Grease. And dirt, but looks amazing. And when she WANTS to go fishing with her boyfriend. He almost has a heart attack. But once upon the water in his Ranger bass boat, she is dressed so fine in her cut-off jeans shorts. Red-checked Daisy Duke blouse. And white sneakers. She really distracts her boyfriend when she gets fish bait on her dainty hands. And only giggles. To top it off, in her finest. Softest. Magnetic-voice says, "Uhh, huneee. Can you help me with this worm thingeee?" Forget the bass. It's time now for some loving on the bass boat. AND NO, I AM NOT PROMOTING. CONDONING. THE USE OF TOBACCO IN ANY FORM.
TO BE
TOTALLY FAIR
I am presenting the Opposite Side to a previous hub I published, "Don't You Just Hate It When Girls . . ." where I asked guys this touchy question and gathered 'some' response.
I want to be fair to the nice ladies who read my hubs. I want to treat them with fairness. Equality. And respect. Because girls DO NOT always do things that us guys hate.
In fact. There are many things that our girlfriends and wives do that we LOVE, but are guilty of never noticing them. I admit it, girls. I'm as guilty as the next guy.
Ladies, I sincerely hope that you appreciate this supportive-hub.
Thank you,
Kenneth Avery
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January 13, 11:30 p.m, cst
. . .a Warm THANK YOU, DEAREST Susan, for being first to comment. I loved this, and all of your sweet. Encouraging comments. Hazel. Thats my eye color. And Im a Sagitarrian. Born Nov. 27, 1953. You wore glasses? Wow! Cool. Glad that you shared that...LOVE IT! I do like glasses on a pretty girl. And you are spot-on correct...a woman's (sincere) smile can part crowds. Quieten the wind. Mute the songbirds. And thanks for the nice and appreciated votes.
YOU have a safe and happy weekend, DEAR Susan.
Sincerely . . .(smiling)
Kenneth
I love your hubs...thankyou for all wonderful humor and being you...I voted up wayup..debbie
A smile has much power, doesn't it!? Really for men and women. Enjoyable read! vote up
Great hub! Laugh and a smile get me everytime. My favorite Marilyn Monroe quote is “...If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything...” I think thats true. Thanks for the laugh!
Great hub Kenneth! You know I am always doing my best to be beautiful for my husband. He sees me with no makeup and hair sticking up alot too... but I make the effort to look nice for him all the time. I can see that he does appreciate and enjoy it. I can get anything I want from my husband with big brown sad eyes and pouty (sp?) lips. Ha..
Young women if you want to stay pretty and young-looking. Get out of relationships the first sign of trouble. Stay out of the sun. Be a leader not a follower. Let your inner child come out to play.
. . .Thank you, Deborah! You always give me the sweetest comments. You are a good soul, Debbie. So glad that we are friends. God bless you richly in every area of your life--for your warm friendship; support; FOLLOWING and encouragement. I appreciate it.
Kenneth
Hi, picklesandrufus,
I am so thankful for GENUINE friends and SINCERE writers like you. What talent you give to HubPages and those who love to read and digest wonderful stories such as the ones you write. And all of your comments, and this one, are HIGHLY-APPRECIATED!
Your friend,
Kenneth
Evening TripletMom! Ahhh, Marilyn. Wish she had not left so soon. And that remark. That's her alright. I think she had a little Mae West in her. And for me to make women and men laugh is the HIGHLIGHT of my days or nights. And my whole purpose of even being on Hubs.
Thanks for your comment that made me smile.
Kenneth
Hello, angela p., you are a unique lady. And a woman of faith. YOUR husband certainly loves you more than his own life for seeing you without make-up, and do not take offense at this, but you must be one of those rare ladies who look as good without makeup or with it. I could have said, "you are a blessed woman," and that would have sufficed. Yeah, those pouty lips and big brown sad eyes...that NEVER fails. I must say that HE is a BLESSED man to be married to you.
Your friend,
Kenneth
Hello, tamron . . .thank you so much for your TRUTHFUL comment...which I agree with 100%. Young girls . . .if you read tamron's comment...do be a wise young woman and heed what she is saying to you. I do not think that tamron would steer you wrong.
Thanks again for your sweet comment and have a safe week.
Kenneth
Lol That was a great fun read... Gosh you men have eyes only for pretty girls, what about plane Janes like me? LOL . Voting it up and awesome!!
Hey, kenneth! Another fun read, as usual! I'm glad it wasn't dirty - I half-expected it to be, based on the title! (~_^)
Rated up! *hugs*
Hi Kenneth very creative and funny. You have the most original hubs!
Hello, shimmering DAWN, thanks for your sweet comment! Tha really made my day. Yes, some guys still appreciate the sight of a Godly-attractive girl. To me, a beautiful girl is one who is beautiful inside first, then outside and doesnt see herself in a veil of vanity. But pure humbleness. Thanks for your input. A Lot.
Kenneth
THANS A MILLION . . .Kiela! This means so much--you commenting on one of my hubs. I hope something really GREAT happens to YOU today!
Kenneth
PS: write me anytime.
Hi, Carolinemd . . .thank you very MUCH, for your comment on this hub. I try. And hopefully by tomorrow, my newest hub, a plea for Obama to fund a National 'Free The Rest Room' Campaign (hub), and I hope you like this one as well. Thank you for all of your comments and good words you have said to me.
GOD bless you.
Kenneth
Aw, Kenneth - you know I lub ya! Your hubs always make me smile!! I follow you because you deserve it - I ENJOY reading your hubs. Keep em coming! (~_^)
*hugs*
January 19, 2012, 10:40 a.m.,cst
Dear Kiela, Wow, what a sweet thing to say!!! I know this sounds corny, but YOU made MY day. Honest. And I "lub ya" 2 . . .get it? Using 2 instead of two? I am so glad that something I do gives someone as good as you, a smile. And YOUR FOLLOWING ME, means the world to me. I cannot thank you enough, Kiela. Im working on a hub now, "Reclaming Rest Area Rest Rooms," and I hope you like it too. Its a serious-toned hub. For our endangered rest area rest rooms.
Later and thanks again,
KENNETH and yes. . . .(((((HUGS TO YOU))))
Ken you are too much. LOL
Have a great day ;)
Keep up the good work
Dear LadyFiddler . . ."a sincere thank you, for your sweet and highly-appreciated comments." You too, are something else. I can use the word 'special,' to describe you, your hubs and comments. I LOVE THEM! I will. Keep up the best hubs I can do and YOU keep up your great work. Okay?
Kenneth
No problem Ken.
God bless ;)
God bless you also, LadyFiddler. You have yourself a safe, happy and productive day.
Kenneth-I blush and thank you for putting women on such a high pedestal. This is a great hub from a man's point of view and I think it's wonderful how you so openly appreciate the opposite sex. I hit every button Kenneth :-)
Dear Minnetonka Twin,
you are very welcome, my friend. And really, if men would stop and think, it took Eve in the Garden of Eden, to complete the man. Women, as my mom taught me early-on, are 'special creations of God,' and I remember her telling me this. And YOU and all women ARE special creations. Very special. And I thank you so much for the votes too. I appreciate you so much.
Kenneth
Sueswan Level 8 Commenter 4 months ago
Hi Kenneth,
Wow! I am the first one to comment.
Ladies also fall for a guy with bedroom eyes and a killer smile. What colour are your eyes?
So you like glasses on a pretty girl. I wore glasses for almost 30 years. March 2011 I had Lasik eye surgery. The best thing I ever did.
Whether a woman is pretty or not, a smile can bring the beauty inside her out.
Voted up up and away!
Have a good weekend Kenneth.